Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
ugly people sure do ruin things
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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