i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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