hell yes lets make some ravioli
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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