Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Randomize
