Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
seriously i just wanna be friends
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We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
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There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
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him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
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