So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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