Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
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We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
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Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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