Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
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