nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
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Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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