got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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