I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
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there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
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I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I look excited, but its just a facade.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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