bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
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She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
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You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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