Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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