Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
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Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
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Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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