The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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