Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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