Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
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In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
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No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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