I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Life is so much better after having sex.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
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I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
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Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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