Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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