im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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