pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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