Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
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my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
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He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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