Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
My ATM looks so different sober.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
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