Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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