I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
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I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
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No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Randomize