Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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