come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
we're making bets on your personal life
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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