i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
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