I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
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Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
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Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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