I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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