i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
My vagina is officially offended.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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