I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
When did angry sex become our thing?
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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