I'm drive I can fine osifer
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
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