i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
