If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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