Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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