I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
i dont even know how to be here
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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