Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
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