I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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