And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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