it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
im on a boat
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