I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
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