Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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