I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
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