Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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