I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
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I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
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Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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