And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
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We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
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Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
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