I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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