I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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