Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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