So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
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my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
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Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
Randomize