i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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