Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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