I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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