I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I just cut my nipple shaving
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Randomize
